Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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