Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
