all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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