i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I want you more than these girls want KFC
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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