So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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