i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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