Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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