Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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