You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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