I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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