just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
