sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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