Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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