Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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