Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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