I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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