So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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