There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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