I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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