I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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