Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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