I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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