He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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