so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
