Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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