Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Randomize
