dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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