She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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