I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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