Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Randomize
