We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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