There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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