If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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