Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just had sex on a roof
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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