Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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