He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
