Already got asked if we're dating
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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