just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Four minutes until I can fart!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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