HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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