yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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