maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Randomize
