super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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