btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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