What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just blew my weed a kiss
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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