What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Randomize
