You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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