Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Shame - the story of my life.
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