Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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