Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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