I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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