the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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