I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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