Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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